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Name: Miss Gazelle, Squirrel Master General of England; Right Hand to Miss Angelica Marie Scarlet Elizabeth Windsor-Tripp
Age: 16
Gender: Girl!

What sort of...?

Pencil? mechanical pink and purple pencil I've had since freshman year. I think the led in it is breeding.
Pen? microns for drawing/erasable pens for writing
Paper? printer paper/sketch book paper
Colours? Yellow, Grey, & Black
Style? cartoony

Personal Questions

(If any are too personal/very probing/not applicable to you, feel free to stick a N/A or a dash or whatever to blank out the answer)

Religion

What is your family belief? Catholic/Agnostic
Do you still have the faith? I have faith that there is some sort of higher power out there rofling hard core about how fucked we've got ourselves.
If not, have you converted? N/A
If you have, to what? N/A

Love

(includes online)

Have any boyfriends/girlfriends? I have one of the first choice. <3
What's your sexual preference? I like boys. woo!
Tell me about your sex life! *makes a cross with her fingers* those goods are mine. kthx.

Mentality/Depression

Do you suffer from any mental illnesses? actually diagnosed? none. though I've got mild ADD according to the rest of the world.
List any and all phobias you have. pumpkins, being choked to death, muscles, loosing my friends, being alone.
How often are you depressed? not often.
Have you ever wanted to commit suicide? I went through a phase where I thought about what the world would be like without me, but it wasn't suicidal it was crazy introspective.
Any therapy? sunshine and hugs!

Politics

Democrat, Republican or a member of the Green Party? I can’t vote, but I'll say Green Party, just coz I think it would rock to have a hippie as our president.
Which president in your lifetime is your personal favourite because of what he has done to the country? none?
Who were you rooting for this past Election Day? not Bush.
How about 2000? not Bush.

Society

In YOUR OWN OPINION (not anyone else's) how would you describe yourself in society (I.E. "the outcast" or "the prep")? The Hyperactive Bubbly Chick
Do you have any social "ism's" (I.E. racism, sexism)? I'm pretty much open to everything as long as you're not an idiot.
What do you like about society today? the teenage pregger mothers are most def my favourite.
What scares you most about society today? freak dancing.

Media

What genre(s) of...?

Music? alt rock, modern rock, emo, indie, ska, techno, celtic
Movies & TV? movies: anything with my friends always ends up being great. TV: barely watch anything.
Video Games? anything and everything that isn't a sports game. also: WoW.
Books? non-fiction, series, teen-angst, romance, drama
What do you think about reality TV? I don't.

Drugs

Do you smoke? no.
Do you drink (alcohol)? no.
Do you take (ingest, inhale etc.) any illegal substances? no.
Have you ever been pressured into doing any of the preceding activities? no.
Do any friends or family members partake in said activities? distant friends.

Random

Describe your typical outfit. imagine an epic battle between a business woman, hippie, crack addict, and hot topic kid.  there's all my clothes.
Describe Paris Hilton in one word (can be fact or opinion). easy.
Type your name with your nose. miss Nicole gazelle squirrel master general (I'm awesome)
What time is it? 8:40 P.M.
Who do you think will win this years "Inferno"? (You know, that Road Rules vs. The Real World thing...MTV's greatest hits although they have the lowest ratings in television?) ...*blank stare*

Agree or Disagree?

(Apply this to yourself. If you agree with one of the statements, bold, italicize or put some comment or symbol near it telling us that it's true to you. Any false statements must be left blank.)

X 1. I'm a dirty hippie without the dirt.
2. Furries are gay. (I think they've just got the mindset of boning anything with cat ears.)
X 3. Fire is AWESOME!
X 4. *sob* (._\)
X 5. Ninjas ROCK!
X 6. Pirates ROCK!
7. Lemurs ROCK! (only Scabby)
8. Everything rocks!
9. NOTHING ROCKS!
X Gazelle’s Own Personal Addition. Rocks ROCK! (<3 Rocks)
X 10. I'm a cat person.
11. English toffee is one of my indulgences.
12. I want to dye my hair black.
13. Wal*Mart is the root of all evil. (not ALL of it...)
14. I miss Calvin and Hobbes.
15. I live in a state starting with the letter I.
16. The real world sucks BIG TIME.
17. I shot Caleb.
18. I've repeated a grade.
X 19. Pants are hilarious.
20. ...YIFF! (...NO.)

Your thoughts about Gazelle!

(If you copy this blank survey onto your own journal, replace the username with YOUR OWN!)

-How did we meet (doesn't matter if IRL or not)?
-What do you think about me?
-Have you ever helped me in any way?
-ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ME, PERHAPS?
-If not, do you at least care about me?
-PRETEND YOU'RE AT MY FUNERAL!
Now write a eulogy speech.

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:iconthatguyonthestreet:
Gazelle, have you ever dreamed about a muscular pumpkin choking you to death after it killed all your friends?
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:iconthecrazedgazelle:
~TheCrazedGazelle Jul 17, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
no. no I haven't.
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:iconthatguyonthestreet:
Aw. How's your summer going?
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:iconthecrazedgazelle:
~TheCrazedGazelle Jul 18, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
splendidly. right up until I realized yesterday: summer is half over. fuck.

D:
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:iconthatguyonthestreet:
I know. Fuck. You get your classes for next year?
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:iconthecrazedgazelle:
~TheCrazedGazelle Jul 23, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
we got 'em a long time ago
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:iconthatguyonthestreet:
They were tentative schedules, I thought.
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:iconthecrazedgazelle:
~TheCrazedGazelle Jul 24, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh. mayhaps. if so then no I haven't gotten mine.
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:iconscifiguytr:
-How did we meet?
You shot me down when I asked you to my junior ball. Company may have been involved, and also possibly Dragily.

-What do you think about me?
I'm fairly sure you're keeping the safety pin industry alive and well.

-Have you ever helped me in any way?
I might have made you feel better about yourself.

-ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ME, PERHAPS?
...oh gods yes darling we are obviously meant to be together forever now I WILL BE TRANSPORTING YOU TO MY FANTASTICAL PACIFIC ISLAND OF LOVE, FRUITY DRINKS AND NO EXTRADITION TREATIES

-If not, do you at least care about me?
I do hope that you can enjoy your senior(?) year, and that no problems arise that you can't stab your way out of.

-PRETEND YOU ARE AT MY FUNERAL! Now write a eulogy speech.
Actually, I'm the one in the back of the church setting up drinking games. Anyone caught crying has to take a shot. :plotting:
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~TheCrazedGazelle Jul 11, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XDDD those answers just made my day.

sidenote: ...did you srsly ask me to junior prom? coz I totally don't remember that.
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