Obviously the only way to describe this journal is: Llama.

So I got my Wii today.

I wanted to leave the house at 6 in the morning to go wait in front of Best Buy for 4 hours until the store opened, becuase I'm hardcore like that. If any of you know me, you know that I do not wake up at 6 in the morning...so I decided my only option was to stay up all night.

...so I did.

I stayed up all night with my friend V from Australia on WoW and we chatted and it was grand. I lurve him. Then at 6ish I clothed myself and put my hair up in pigtails and wake up Erik and my daddy so we could leave. Then we got Starbucks, and I was caffinated.

Aside from me looking like a 12 year old zombie with ADD, the line was pretty boring. I took a 10 minute nap on the sidewalk, and couldn't feel my legs anymore. I blame winter and face mits.

When we finally got inside, I snatched up my Wii and held it like a a mother bear would hold her child. Except not in my mouth, the box was too big. Now, picture if you will, a 6 foot tall anorexically skinny girl with huge poofs of hair on the side of her head, massive bags under her eyes, cluthing a Wii for dear life and twitching walking out of a crowded Best Buy.

...Many lulz to say the least.

Then my dad wanted to buy some other stuff in there so I sat in the car...still cluthing my Wii, and Erik was in the back. Then I licked the box to see how my Wii tasted...so I knew the taste of my Wii. (btw, yes I am laughing hysterically as I write this, but true story) Erik was kinda weirded out, but he just sat there. Then we went to BevMo so I could recaffinate myself.

Recaffinate with what? You might ask. Well ladies and gentlemen, the answer would be Bawls. 4 of them to be exact.

Then we got lunch, but I coukdn't eat very much because I wanted to go home and play on Fredrick. (apparently you can name your Wii. Me and Erik named ours Fredrick. The controller's name is Christobal. He is pink.) I was sitting, twitching, with a caffine headache and no sleep. I needed Zelda like crack.

So then I got home and played it. ...After 2 and a half years of fucking waiting.

and it's bloody amazing. BLOODY FUCKING AMAZING.

I am currently running on an hour nap, 4 bottles of bawls, and turkey. Delcious? I think so.



Anyway, I just wanted to brag about my amazing having a Wiiness and how in just today I prolly took 5-10 years off my life expectancey.

With Love,
Me.